Open mouth, insert green arrow.
DC Editorial decides to run with the worst idea since the Jump To Conclusions mat: DC Universe: Descisions #1 (of 4). While accurately portraying Green Arrow as the tree-hugging commie-book pinko he is, Lois Lane is portrayed as a staunch old-skool Republican (thanks to her army brat heritage) and Wonder Woman questions a candidate because of his lack of warrior skills. Yup, that’s right, these last two get the natives fairly upset (IGN: “A shallow and aggravating look at politics in the DCU”, DC Comics Boards: “Does poor WW know that we don’t actually have a “warrior” political party? Poor thing- still trying to figure out how to pump gas.*”) . I myself would have pegged Lois as a Libertarian — and definitely not pro-army after uncovering a government conspiracy every other issue of Superman. Bruce Wayne? He’d be a goddamn Republican, and the Green Party would get as many votes as Aquaman sellsissues. Oh snap. Leave the politics to your cable news network, Warner.
* = Note for the uninitiated: Known novelist Jodi Picoult wrote Wonder Woman for a few issues and got many a pair of Spider-man underoos in a bunch over portraying La Wonder as someone unable to operate a gas pump.
